SHEP: We’re telling you because we love you.ĬRAIG: Obviously, just as friends, we’re not being -ĬRAIG: Obviously have to portray this information to you. This entire scene is some of Craig and Shep’s finest work as Charleston’s premiere comedy duo, part Abbott and Costello, part Vladimir and Estragon.ĬRAIG: So, unfortunately, like, we came across some shit that like, we were like. “Craig, tell Austen the information that you have, please,” Shep demands. I’m trying to … I don’t know why I’m so fucking spacey right now.” Shep and my sweet li’l baby boy Craig - who’s driving a brand-new Jeep he purchased as a “breakup gift” to himself, specifically so that he can give any girls who might stay over at his place a ride home - invite Austen out for an intervention unconvincingly disguised as lunch. Updating third-grade dating etiquette for the digital era, Madison supposedly enlisted a friend of hers to DM Danni’s boyfriend and tell him that Madison thinks he’s hot and wants to meet up. Rumor has it that Madison, Austen’s much-despised (by Shep anyway) girlfriend, has continued the couple’s already impressive infidelity streak. It’s meant to be! They both wear sunless tanner!īut there’s another relationship that, according to my battlefield-tested recap triage system, we must attend to first. Kathryn - who also may or may not have just purchased and subsequently repainted a Rolls-Royce, but I’m afraid I only have the emotional capacity to unpack one incredibly inadvisable life decision per cast member, per episode - is smitten, despite the visceral alarm her new love interest causes everyone around her. The senator isn’t technically divorced yet, but on the bright side, he hasn’t been to prison. (A rigorous statistical analysis of six seasons of this television program has led me to conclude that one in every five people in the South is a disgraced politician.) Then again, he’s been endorsed 14 times for “Government” on LinkedIn, a legislative legacy that speaks for itself. Joseph Abruzzo is, as Craig puts it, a “disgraced politician,” accused of domestic violence by his estranged wife. So concludes the list of positive things I am currently prepared to say about this person. He is handsome, like a young, narrow-faced Stanley Tucci with neither the actor’s facial hair nor his charisma. At 38, he is 12 years older than Kathryn, but still young enough that 56-year-old TRav could be his father. Joseph - excuse me, Joe - is a “senator” (a state senator, in point of fact) from Florida. “His name’s Joseph, but I call him Joe,” Kathryn explains. The bad news is that he might as well be. – Lexi: Super cute blonde with girl next door looks.My condolences to the Kathryn-Shep shippers, and to the Kathryn-Whitney shippers, if there is such a thing as a Kathryn-Whitney shipper: KCD has found herself a man. – Sassy Alicia : Sexy Black Teen wit ha great smile.īoobabe SC3: Exceptionally cute BBW who does awesome photo sets and the occasional B/G video as well. Just in case they ever visit this page I want them to know how much I enjoyed their work. Past Favorites: Some models hang it up and SC retires their pages. They will be reviewed here individually.) Coming Soon (Some SC models do hardcore and fetish clips for sale. – Candee Cummings SC3 Reader Suggestion, Very Naughty MILF – Dear Em: Reader Suggestion, Top 50 Charm, Mature, MILF – Candee Cummings SC3 : Some sample images sent over by Candee. Plus she did a great Rog Rules T Shirt/Panties Gallery. – Tiffany SC3: Totally cute blonde who could easily star in mainstream porn any time she wants. – Boobabe SC3: Exceptionally cute BBW who does awesome photo sets and the occasional B/G video as well. – DD Delicious SC: Beautiful brunette with a fantastic set of DD’s and an ass to match. she does hot video clips that include femdom, cuckold, dirty talk and of course, her incredible ass. – Sandra: Scorching hot Latina with an amazing ass. If you have any suggestions for this site or if you are a Charm who would like to be featured, reviewed or would like to pose for a photo gallery (and yes, ad space is available) please email me at Southern Charms Models: I have listed some featured Charms, reviews of Southern Charm Models and even have some links to some special pictures of some of the girls. This page is designed to help you find some of the best of the best on the Southern Charms site. Each woman has her own site featuring photos, videos and other goodies. Southern Charms: Southern Charms is “the largest amateur site in the world” and is home to nearly 800 amateur women.
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